I came here to drink milk and kick ass.


Bonjour. Je m'appelle Char(lotte), j'ai dix-huit ans et j'aime faire semblant que je suis gingembre. I believe that animals are much nicer than humans, laughter is the best medicine, and left-handed people are going to take over the world.



harry potter + popular text posts (part two)

(part one)

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when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE

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"To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years."


A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths (via buttension)

see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives  

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Come on America, stop making everything so complicated.

(via i-am-pocahontass)

I agree with all this for the most part. Although I think it gets really iffy with the mental fitness bit. Like, I have anxiety disorder but that doesn’t mean I should be denied the right to have a gun if I met all the other qualifications. This all hypothetical, as I do not have nor will I ever have a gun.

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and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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berlin hauptbahnhof, früh morgens


Will wieder hin
Brauche wieder ne Dosis Berlin

I always find it weird seeing foreign places I’ve been

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"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"



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people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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is that boromir?

I reblogged this with a different caption earlier but this one is better omg

Dude, I laughed so hard.

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