I came here to drink milk and kick ass.


Bonjour. Je m'appelle Char(lotte), j'ai dix-huit ans et j'aime faire semblant que je suis gingembre. I believe that animals are much nicer than humans, laughter is the best medicine, and left-handed people are going to take over the world.


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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands


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date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

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LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

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Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today


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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


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